
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
$9.99
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Description
The Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares is approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the "Official line of adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022." This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high-quality paper 8-inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more!
Details
- Weight
- 0.04
- UPC
- 817717010761
Discreet shipping
Every order ships in plain packaging with a neutral billing descriptor. Orders placed before 2pm CT ship the same business day.
Returns
For hygiene reasons intimates and novelty items are final sale unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect. Contact us within 14 days and we will make it right.
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